Windy Arbor School - Includes news, curriculum information, contacts and information for alumni. Located in Chelmsley Wood.
CCC Junior Football Club - Club information, honours, location, results, and fixtures. The team is based at the Catholic Community Centre at St Anne's Church.
Hatchford Primary School - Children aged 4 - 11 and nursery. Includes examples of the childrens work for each year.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Chelmsley Wood "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Chelmsley Wood "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Chelmsley Wood
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Chelmsley Wood Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Chelmsley Wood
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Chelmsley Wood Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Chelmsley Wood
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Chelmsley Wood Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Chelmsley Wood
Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Chelmsley Wood "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Chelmsley Wood
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Chelmsley Wood "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Chelmsley Wood
"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Chelmsley Wood Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Chelmsley Wood
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Chelmsley Wood To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Chelmsley Wood
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Chelmsley Wood Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Chelmsley Wood
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Chelmsley Wood "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Chelmsley Wood
