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Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Health Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Health
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Health "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Health
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Health "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Health
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Health
The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Health You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Health A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Health
"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Health The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Health
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Health A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Health
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Health We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Health All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Health
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Health What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Health
