St Joesph's RC Junior School - History of the school, information about each year group and a list of governers.
Darlaston Community School - Pupils aged 11 - 18. The site has information on forthcoming school events as well as individual pages for each area of study.
King's Hill Primary School - Contains an introduction to the staff, code of conduct, recommended sites, and a listing of clubs.
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Education The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Education
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Education "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Education
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Education I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Education
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Education "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Education
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Education When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Education
"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Education The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Education
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Education I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Education
Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Education "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Education
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Education I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Education
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Education The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Education
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Education Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Education
