Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Travel and Tourism Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Travel and Tourism "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Travel and Tourism
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Travel and Tourism Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Travel and Tourism
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Travel and Tourism A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Travel and Tourism
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
"Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Travel and Tourism The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Travel and Tourism
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Travel and Tourism There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Travel and Tourism Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Travel and Tourism
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Travel and Tourism Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Travel and Tourism
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Travel and Tourism "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Travel and Tourism
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Travel and Tourism
