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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Education What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Education "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Education Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Education
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Education
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Education I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Education
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Education It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Education
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Education Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Education
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Education If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Education
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Education No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Education
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Education Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Education
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Education Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Education
