Dudley Health Authority - Includes a description of the services available and links to external sites.
Murrays Healthcare - Dispensing chemists with branches throughout the Black Country.
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Health Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Health blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Health
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Health "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Health
Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Health Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Health
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Health If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Health
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Health Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Health
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Health [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Health I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Health
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Health I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Health
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Health Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Health
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Health Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Health
