Let's Go Yampy - Local news, events and business directory for the Gornal area.
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Harris Filters - Specialists in wine fining and filtration for the home winemaking trade. Located in Lower Gornal.
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To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Gornal Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Gornal
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Gornal "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Gornal
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Gornal For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Gornal
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Gornal Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Gornal
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Gornal "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Gornal
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Gornal A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Gornal
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Gornal "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Gornal
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Gornal Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Gornal
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Gornal I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Gornal
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Gornal The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Gornal
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Gornal "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Gornal
