"One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Great Barr "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Great Barr
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Great Barr In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Great Barr
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Great Barr Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Great Barr
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Great Barr "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Great Barr
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Great Barr then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Great Barr
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Great Barr If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Great Barr
I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Great Barr Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Great Barr
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Great Barr Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Great Barr
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Great Barr Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Great Barr
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Great Barr Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Great Barr
We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Great Barr Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Great Barr
