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"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
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-- Ogden Nash Health "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
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-- Winston Churchill Health
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-- Hunter S. Thompson "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
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It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
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-- Virginia Woolf Health
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
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-- Albert Einstein If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Milton Friedman Health
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-- Elbert Hubbard Health
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-- Oscar Wilde Health There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
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- Charlie Chaplin Health
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
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Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
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