Sixes JFC - The club are members of the Stourbridge and District Youth Football League. Includes fixtures, photos and diary.
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Recreation and Sports the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Recreation and Sports
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Recreation and Sports Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Recreation and Sports
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Recreation and Sports "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Recreation and Sports
"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Recreation and Sports There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Recreation and Sports
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Recreation and Sports
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Recreation and Sports Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Recreation and Sports
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Recreation and Sports The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Recreation and Sports
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Recreation and Sports I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Recreation and Sports
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Recreation and Sports
