Netherton - Community site. Includes shopping, transport, history and events.
Hillcrest School and Community College - Includes school diary, newsletter archive, curriculum guides, information about the community leisure centre, and details of performing arts at the school.
Netherbrook Primary School - Includes newsletter, quizzes, and examples of pupils' work. [requires java]
Netherton Spar Convenience Store - Includes contact information, opening hours, and details of the products and services available.
Teds Pet Supplies - Details of the pet food, health products, and cages available. Also stocks canaries and finches for sale.
High Roller Limos - American limousines for hire. Includes details of services and some photographs of the vehicles.
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Netherton Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) May you never leave your marriage alive. Netherton
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Netherton If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Netherton
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Netherton "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Netherton
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Netherton Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Netherton
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Netherton An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Netherton
Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Netherton The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Netherton
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Netherton Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Netherton
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Netherton There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Netherton
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Netherton Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Netherton
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Netherton "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Netherton
"The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Netherton I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Netherton
