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Pelsall Online - Resource for residents and visitors. Includes places to eat, drink, shop, and worship.

Little Steps Gym - Offers pre-school childrens activity classes which are structured, safe and designed to encourage ability, balance and co-ordination. Class locations and times.

Neon-Web.com - Offers website design, e-books, digital e-mail leafleting and other e-business services. Includes information on services provided, examples and contact information.

Pelsall Evangelical Church - Includes church history, meeting times, information about beliefs, and details of the youth groups.

Pelsall Poppies - Residents' community support and advice group. Includes details of the workshops, training, and support available.

"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries Pelsall The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. -- Thomas Jefferson Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Pelsall It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Pelsall The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Pelsall "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. -- Ben Hecht "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -- Philip K. Dick A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic Pelsall "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle Pelsall "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx Pelsall Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Pelsall Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley Pelsall You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. -- Carl Gustav Jung The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time Pelsall "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) He would make a lovely corpse. - Charles Dickens The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr Pelsall When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University Pelsall "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- Pelsall Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz What a difference there is between what we say and what we think. -- Racine Pelsall Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky Pelsall "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield Pelsall If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pelsall Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth. -- Albert Einstein There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams Pelsall Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. -- WARREN BEATTY Pelsall A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -- Thomas Carlyle There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi Pelsall We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers Pelsall The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. -- Gandhi "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Pelsall
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