Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Football MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Football
"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Football The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Football
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Football The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Football
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Football I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Football
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Football May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Football
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Football May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Football
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Football Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Football
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Football Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Football
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Football In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Football
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Football It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Football
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Football In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Football
