I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Hockey "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Hockey
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Hockey "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Hockey
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hockey "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Hockey
As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Hockey Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Hockey
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Hockey "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Hockey
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Hockey Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Hockey
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Hockey The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Hockey
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Hockey "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Hockey
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Hockey There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Hockey
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Hockey The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Hockey
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Hockey The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Hockey
