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This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
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-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Rowley Regis With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
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I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Rowley Regis I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Rowley Regis
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Rowley Regis "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Rowley Regis
blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Rowley Regis "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Remember your dreams.
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"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Rowley Regis All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Rowley Regis
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Rowley Regis A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Rowley Regis
Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Rowley Regis Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Rowley Regis
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Rowley Regis Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Rowley Regis
"A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Rowley Regis "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Rowley Regis
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Rowley Regis The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
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