Rushall JMI School - History of the school, news, information about visits and events and contacts.
Parish of Rushall - Includes general information about the two churches in this parish, including service times and events.
JHS Shipping and Forwarding - Worldwide import export business. Includes summary of services offered and contact information.
Rushall Healing Group - Voluntarily non-religious, natural, holistic healing. Includes background to holistic methods, Q&A section, and client testimonials.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Rushall I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Rushall
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Rushall There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Rushall
When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Rushall Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Rushall
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Rushall The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Rushall
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Rushall Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Rushall
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Rushall The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Rushall
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Rushall "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Rushall
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Rushall Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Rushall
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Rushall Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Rushall
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Rushall My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Rushall
An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Rushall The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Rushall
