Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism
For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Travel and Tourism Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Travel and Tourism
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Travel and Tourism Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Travel and Tourism
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Travel and Tourism
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Travel and Tourism
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Travel and Tourism Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism
Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Travel and Tourism
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Travel and Tourism When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Travel and Tourism
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Travel and Tourism Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Travel and Tourism
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Travel and Tourism We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Travel and Tourism
