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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Health Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Health
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Health Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Health
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Health The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Health
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Health "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Health
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Health They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Health
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Health Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Health
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Health "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Health
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Health
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Health No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Health
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Health Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Health
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Health
