Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Travel and Tourism
Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Travel and Tourism Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Travel and Tourism
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel and Tourism Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Travel and Tourism
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Travel and Tourism Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Travel and Tourism
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Travel and Tourism And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Travel and Tourism
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Travel and Tourism In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Travel and Tourism
"To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Travel and Tourism "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Travel and Tourism If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Travel and Tourism Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism
