Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Travel and Tourism "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Travel and Tourism
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Travel and Tourism I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Travel and Tourism
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Travel and Tourism "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
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-- Barbara Howar "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Travel and Tourism
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Travel and Tourism
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Travel and Tourism
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous May you never leave your marriage alive. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Travel and Tourism
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Travel and Tourism The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Travel and Tourism
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Travel and Tourism "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Travel and Tourism
"Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Travel and Tourism Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Travel and Tourism
