Clinical Psychology Practice - Provides for support for anxiety, panic, PTSD, depression and relationship problems.
Three Villages Practices - Located in Kinver, Wollaston and Audnam Wordsley. Includes an immunisation timetable, area map and surgery times.
Chiropody First - Includes information about services, appointments, and basic foot care.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Health For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Health
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Health A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Health
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Health We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Health
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Health Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Health
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Health Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Health
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Health "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Health Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Health
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Health The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Health
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Health "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Health
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Health "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Health
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Health "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Health
