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If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
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-- Anon. A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
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-- Katharine Hepburn Recreation and Sports Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
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-- W. C. Fields Recreation and Sports
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
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-- James Holt McGavran "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
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commun Recreation and Sports "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
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-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
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-- George Bernard Shaw "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Recreation and Sports Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
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-- Oscar Wilde "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
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-- Schopenhauer Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
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-- Sydney Smith No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Recreation and Sports Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
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-- Seneca The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Recreation and Sports
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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-- Albert Einstein When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
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-- E. W. Howe Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
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-- Billy Joel Recreation and Sports Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
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-- Fred Astaire To love another person is to see the face of God.
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-- Oscar Wilde I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Recreation and Sports I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
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Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
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-- T. S. Eliot A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
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-- Ogden Nash Recreation and Sports
"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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-- Moliere I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
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-- Albert Einstein Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Recreation and Sports The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
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-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Man and wife make one fool. Recreation and Sports Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli Recreation and Sports
A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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