Alumwell Infants School - Children aged 4 - 7. The school was described by Ofsted as having a "happy and contagious atmosphere". The site has a Java Applet that some Virus checkers might reject.
Alumwell Nursery School - Pre school children. The site has a gallery of the childrens own computer work.
Three Crowns School - School catering for children with special needs. Information about the school and its role in the community, extra curricular activities and news.
Whitehall Junior Community School - History of the school, music and sports pages, details of visits, staff page and news. [may no work in all browsers]
Delves Junior School - Children aged 7 - 11. The site hainformation on the after school activities including Computer and Gymnastics clubs as well as the outdoor activity trips.
Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Education blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Education
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Education "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Education
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Education If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Education
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Education For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Education
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Education Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Education
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Education If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Education
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Education A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Education
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Education Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Education
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Education A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Education
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Education The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Education
When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Education "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Education
