Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville West Bromwich I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) West Bromwich
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) West Bromwich "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr West Bromwich
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) West Bromwich Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha West Bromwich
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to West Bromwich People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt West Bromwich
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY West Bromwich In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett West Bromwich
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche West Bromwich A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington West Bromwich
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason May you never leave your marriage alive. West Bromwich Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words West Bromwich
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau West Bromwich Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley West Bromwich
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken West Bromwich "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde West Bromwich
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun West Bromwich Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere West Bromwich
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) West Bromwich Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch West Bromwich
