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The Angmering Society - Includes news, membership, history, links and contact details.
Amazingly Bouncy Castles - Offers inflatables for hire in the Worthing area and for sale. Describes its product range with prices and special offers.
The Hypnotherapy Centre - Offers help with stopping smoking, diet, anxiety and depression. Profile, therapies and prices with FAQ and location map.
Worthing Aquatics - Offers tropical fish, koi and associated equipment. Describes its product range and includes directions.
Barry John Russell - Interior and exterior decorator covering the county. Profile, qualifications and services.
Garden Design and Creation - Qualified garden designer operating in West Sussex and Surrey border and East Sussex. Includes photographs of completed projects and contact details.
Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi Angmering "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Angmering All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Angmering I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx Angmering Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet Angmering Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Angmering If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. -- Typewriting exercise Angmering ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Angmering "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Angmering "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) Angmering If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Angmering "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Angmering I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde Angmering "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door. -- Emily Dickinson Angmering Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead. -- Winnie the Pooh We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Angmering He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. -- Maya Angelou Angmering During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana Angmering The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Angmering Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Angmering I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age. -- Henry Kissinger Angmering It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. -- Anonymous After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. -- Aldous Huxley Angmering Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Angmering
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