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Great Grooms - Independent antique dealers sharing a converted 15th century barn. Includes a list of dealers and their specialities, pictures of typical stock, and contact details.
Lower Lodge Shooting Grounds - Offers shooting tuition and practice. Site includes information on the activities offered and contact information.
The Weald Secondary School - Includes information on school events, the curriculum, and the complete text of the OFSTED report on the school.
Billingshurst Cricket Club - Includes club organisation, news, teams, leagues, history, picture of the pavilion and contact details.
Billingshurst Community Information - Provides contact details for most local organisations and public services.
John Bellman - Auctioneers at Wisborough Green. Includes auction calendar, buying and selling instructions, a location map and contact details.
Travelodge - Hotel. Includes description, sketch of typical room, location map, room rates and contact details.
St Gabriel Church - Roman Catholic. Gives times of services and contact details.
Martin Sanderson - Magic Circle member specialising in corporate entertainment, trade shows, and private parties.
Neil Sutherland - Professional photographer. Profile and portfolios of horticulture, motorcycling and guitar photos.
We can do not great things - only small things with great love. -- Mother Theresa The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Billingshurst "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon Billingshurst A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson Billingshurst "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. -- G. K. Chesterton Billingshurst Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton Billingshurst Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally desparate to get out. -- Di Peatlins Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Billingshurst "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Billingshurst "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson Billingshurst "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? -- Virginia Woolf When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that. -- Bill Parcels, New Engla Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone Billingshurst blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Billingshurst "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Billingshurst "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers Billingshurst Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde Billingshurst The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title Billingshurst "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Billingshurst History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Billingshurst Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams Billingshurst Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler Billingshurst For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. -- Lyster "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Billingshurst Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Billingshurst I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Billingshurst "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -- Mother Teresa Billingshurst
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