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The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Bognor Regis A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Bognor Regis
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Bognor Regis Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bognor Regis I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Bognor Regis
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Bognor Regis A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Bognor Regis
The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Bognor Regis Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
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Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Bognor Regis Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Bognor Regis
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Bognor Regis The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Bognor Regis
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Bognor Regis Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Bognor Regis "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Bognor Regis
"We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Bognor Regis By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Bognor Regis
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Bognor Regis The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Bognor Regis
