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The Bolney Players - Amateur dramatics company. With information on the company's productions.
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Bolney The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Bolney
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Bolney Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Bolney
Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Bolney Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Bolney
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Bolney The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Bolney
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bolney Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Bolney
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Bolney Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Bolney
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Bolney "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Bolney
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Bolney The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Bolney
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Bolney The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Bolney
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Bolney A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Bolney
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Bolney Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Bolney
