Burgess Hill Town Council - Find out about the services offered by Burgess Hill Town Council. Find out about the help point, accommodation and tourist information.
BurgessHill.net - List of companies and organisations in Burgess Hill. Also includes a section for comments.
Graham Nunn Guitar Tuition - Information about the lessons offered: electric and acoustic, many styles taught.
The Homestead - Bed and breakfast in a rural location on the North East of the town. Profile, facilities, local transport and attractions, and price guide. Also includes photo gallery.
CJ's Playland - Childrens' play centre. Opening times, facilities and prices with information about parties. Also offers inflatables and ball ponds for hire.
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Burgess Hill We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Burgess Hill
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Burgess Hill blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Burgess Hill
A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Burgess Hill "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Burgess Hill
The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Burgess Hill "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Burgess Hill
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Burgess Hill An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Burgess Hill
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Burgess Hill Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Burgess Hill
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Burgess Hill Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Burgess Hill
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Burgess Hill Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Burgess Hill
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Burgess Hill "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Burgess Hill
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Burgess Hill The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Burgess Hill
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Burgess Hill "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Burgess Hill
