Southdown Ladies FC - The first ever Ladies Football Team in the history of Burgess Hill, formed in 2000 and playing in the South East Counties League.
The Triangle - The Triangle is Mid Sussex District Council's state-of-the-art leisure complex in Burgess Hill. The site includes a map and information on how to book.
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Recreation and Sports Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Recreation and Sports
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Recreation and Sports "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Recreation and Sports
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Recreation and Sports One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Recreation and Sports
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Recreation and Sports The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Recreation and Sports
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Recreation and Sports I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Recreation and Sports
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Recreation and Sports
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Recreation and Sports
Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Recreation and Sports It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Recreation and Sports
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Recreation and Sports "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Recreation and Sports
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Recreation and Sports We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Recreation and Sports
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Recreation and Sports The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Recreation and Sports
