Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business to Business When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Business to Business
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business to Business Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Business to Business
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Business to Business Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business to Business
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Business to Business "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Business to Business
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Business to Business Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Business to Business
The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Business to Business One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Business to Business
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Business to Business Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Business to Business
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Business to Business "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Business to Business
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Business to Business The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Business to Business
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Business to Business Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Business to Business
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Business to Business We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Business to Business
