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No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Education "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Education
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Education
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Education Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Education
"A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Education "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Education
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Education A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Education
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Education Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Education
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Education The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Education
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Education When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Education We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Education
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Education My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Education
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Education The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Education
