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-- Bette Davis "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Health
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Health Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Health
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Health "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Health
"Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Health
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Health When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Health
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Health Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Health
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Health I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Health
then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Health
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Health I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Health
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Health Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Health
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Health Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Health
