Chichester Yacht Club - Active club with dinghy, motor and yacht sections based just outside the city.
Chichester Harbour Water Tours - Leisure cruises around Chichester Harbour, offering charter trips, family and group outings.
Canine Advise - Offers dog obedience and training courses with information about the British Association for German Shepherd Dogs.
Cascade Sailing - Offers bareboat and skippered charter yachts. Describes its services and fleet.
David Greening Yacht Design Ltd - Yacht surveyor, designer and recreational craft directive consultant. Profile and services with tip of the month.
Willowbrook Riding Centre - Located in Hambrook. Describes its facilities, lessons, guided hacks and holidays with prices and directions.
The Garnet Access Project - Promotes access to the countryside for disabled people using quad bikes and amphibious six-wheelers on a five acre canal side site.
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Recreation and Sports When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Recreation and Sports
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Recreation and Sports I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Recreation and Sports
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Recreation and Sports When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Recreation and Sports
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Recreation and Sports We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Recreation and Sports
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Recreation and Sports Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Recreation and Sports
"The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Recreation and Sports I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Recreation and Sports
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Recreation and Sports
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Recreation and Sports The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Recreation and Sports
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Recreation and Sports "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Recreation and Sports
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Recreation and Sports
