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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
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-- Arthur Godfrey Arts and Entertainment Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Arts and Entertainment
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Arts and Entertainment I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Arts and Entertainment
"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Arts and Entertainment "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Arts and Entertainment
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Arts and Entertainment There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Arts and Entertainment
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Arts and Entertainment Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
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blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana What's new? Most of my wife. Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Arts and Entertainment Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Arts and Entertainment I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Arts and Entertainment
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Arts and Entertainment The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Arts and Entertainment
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Arts and Entertainment There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Arts and Entertainment
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Arts and Entertainment Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Arts and Entertainment
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Arts and Entertainment "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
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