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Cuckfield Parish Council - Describes the village with a brief history and provides information on the Parish Council's functions, the Queen's Hall, the burial ground.
Cuckfield Golf Society - Meets monthly at various local courses. Describes the society and includes news and information about its constitution, committee and fixtures.
The Wheatsheaf Inn - Village inn offering accommodation. Describes the inn with information about its rooms, tariff, local attractions.
Omega Digital Media - Offers web site design, internet set up and multimedia. Describes its services and capabilities with a plain English guide to building a web site.
Anderida English Junior School - Teaches English to children aged 6 to 13 years. Includes profile and information about courses, activities and fees.
Warden Park School - Information on admissions, league tables, uniforms and prospectus together with employment opportunities.
Cuckfield Cricket Club - News, information about the teams and links to results.
David Foord-Brown Antiques - Describes its stock of English furniture, silver and porcelain with fair dates.
Helme and Hallett - Building company that undertakes all domestic and small commercial construction. Site includes pictures of the team and of recent work.
Allan J Streeter - With contact details, and before-and-after pictures of a longcase clock restoration.
Computer Systems Engineering - Computer support and suppliers of hardware and networks. Site showcases CSE's products including website design.
Independent State of Cuckfield - Microsoft Communities: news, information and forthcoming events involving the Independent State.
Cuckfield Compendium - With information on the Independent State, the London to Brighton Veteran Car Rally, local folklore and views of and around Holy Trinity Church.
Crumbs of Comfort - Delicatessen. Will deal with large sandwich orders. Location details and product range.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Cuckfield "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. -- Anonymous I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides Cuckfield The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. -- Virginia Woolf Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Cuckfield Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J Cuckfield "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery Cuckfield Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. -- William James Cuckfield Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Cuckfield Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais Cuckfield I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. -- Peter F. Drucker Cuckfield Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Cuckfield Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. -- Countess of Blessington Man and wife make one fool. Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Cuckfield Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers Cuckfield My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. --Malcolm X The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Cuckfield Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the Cuckfield Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Mae West A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. -- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Cuckfield "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations. -- Sigmund Freud Cuckfield Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur Study men, not historians. -- Harry Truman Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -- Dinah Shore Cuckfield A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Cuckfield Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. - Steven Wright "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer Cuckfield Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. -- Thornton Wilder Cuckfield Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter really Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones. -- Phillip Brooks The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Modern Maturity Cuckfield One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. -- Henry Ford History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Cuckfield
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