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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Health I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Health
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Health Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Health
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Health I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Health
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Health Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Health
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Health We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Health
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Health Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Health
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Health Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Health
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Health Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Health
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Health I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Health
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Health In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Health
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Health Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Health
