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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes East Preston There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song East Preston
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana East Preston Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard East Preston
The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) East Preston Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale East Preston
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr East Preston There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli East Preston
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman East Preston Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer East Preston
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. East Preston As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings East Preston
Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton East Preston The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison East Preston
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe East Preston The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle East Preston
"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. East Preston Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) East Preston
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson East Preston There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben East Preston
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin East Preston "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken East Preston
