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If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Education Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Education
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Education First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Education
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Education He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Education
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Education I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Education
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Education Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Education
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Education A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Education
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Education The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Education
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Education To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Education
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Education "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Education
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Education I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Education
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Education "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
