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We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Guides and Directories The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Guides and Directories
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Guides and Directories We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Guides and Directories
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Guides and Directories You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Guides and Directories
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Guides and Directories This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Guides and Directories
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Guides and Directories Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Guides and Directories
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Guides and Directories I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Guides and Directories
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Guides and Directories Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Guides and Directories
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Guides and Directories The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Guides and Directories
Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Guides and Directories History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Guides and Directories
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Guides and Directories Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Guides and Directories
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Guides and Directories In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Guides and Directories
