Weald Computers - Offers computer support including sales, rental, maintenance, communications and staffing. Describes the organisation and its services with a portfolio.
PSW Consulting - Offers IT management consulting services focussed on business applications. Describes its services and includes a portfolio of previous assignments.
Pictures on Wood - Designs burnt onto plaques, keyrings or kitchenware. Profile, catalogue of standard designs with shopping cart and price guide for custom designs.
Monarch Security and Fire - Describes its services and product range which includes access control and CCTV.
Keepers Accountancy - Lists its services and fees with information about tax allowances.
"It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Hassocks There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Hassocks
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Hassocks "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Hassocks
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Hassocks There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Hassocks
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Hassocks There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Hassocks
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Hassocks cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Hassocks
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Hassocks Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Hassocks
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Hassocks Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Hassocks
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Hassocks Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hassocks
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Hassocks "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Hassocks
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Hassocks There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Hassocks
"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Hassocks Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hassocks
