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Haywards Heath - Tourist, visitor and resident information about the town and surrounding area.
Twineham Grange Farms - Information on the farm and the various cheeses produced. Includes recipes and an online shop.
Haywards Heath - Official site maintained by Haywards Heath Council. Maps, news, discussion and area guide.
Jubilee Festival of Birds 2002 - Information for exhibitors, traders and clubs about the event in October 2002. Describes the event and its facilities.
Opera Brava - Professional opera company specialising in touring opera, corporate events, and education work. News, productions, performance schedule, workshops, and mailing list.
Haywards Heath Methodist Church - Includes services, mission, groups, church life, new buildings, news, newsletter and location.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things. -- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Haywards Heath Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Prejudice is the child of ignorance. -- William Hazlitt Haywards Heath "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butler For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln Haywards Heath He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Haywards Heath "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Haywards Heath How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau Haywards Heath When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous Haywards Heath If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -- Thomas Carlyle Haywards Heath "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn Karol I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -- Noel Coward By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Haywards Heath When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi Haywards Heath If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner Haywards Heath "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman Haywards Heath "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw Haywards Heath The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Haywards Heath "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb Haywards Heath Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley Haywards Heath Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -- Michel de Montaigne Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Haywards Heath Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Haywards Heath Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Haywards Heath We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Haywards Heath "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet Haywards Heath To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates Haywards Heath
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