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The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Horsham The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Horsham
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Horsham The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Horsham
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Horsham "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Horsham
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Horsham I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Horsham
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes May you never leave your marriage alive. I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Horsham Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Horsham
The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Horsham No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Horsham
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Horsham "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Horsham
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Horsham Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Horsham
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Horsham The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Horsham
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Horsham "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Horsham
"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Horsham "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Horsham
