Atlantis Swimming Club - Includes history, squads, training times, maps, fees, coach profiles, committee members and a protected members area.
Horsham Amateur Swimming Club - Includes joining instructions, fees and times. This non-competitive club is for children and adults learning or swimming for fitness.
Society of Sussex Wealdmen - Walking club. Contains profile, activities and events calendar with history.
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-- Anonymous Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
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As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
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-- Stephen Leacock Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
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-- Oscar Wilde He would make a lovely corpse.
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Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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-- Rich Little Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
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-- George Burns Recreation and Sports "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
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-- Oscar W Recreation and Sports
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
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-- George Bernard Shaw With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
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Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
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When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Recreation and Sports
