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-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
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-- Benjamin Franklin A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Transport The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Transport
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
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-- Di Peatlins Transport Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Transport
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Transport Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Transport
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
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- Charles Dickens Transport "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Transport
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
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University education.
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-- Anonymous "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Transport
In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Transport "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Transport
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
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-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Transport Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Transport
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Transport
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf He who awaits much can expect little.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Transport It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Assassins!
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-- Albert Einstein In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Transport
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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