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Collaborative Connections Ltd. - Provides e-services to business clients. Describes its services with a portfolio and brief CVs of its staff.
Vinyard Lodge - Bed and breakfast with restaurant and wine-bar. Includes description of the facilities, bar menu, and map.
Harvey Self Drive - Rents Mercedes vans and trucks. Profile, vehicle list, tariff and location map.
Bath and Glass Works Ltd - Bespoke frameless glass showers, glass radiators and accessories. Profile, illustrated product range and brochure request.
Hurstpierpoint and District Ploughing Match - News of annual events, competitions, tractor ploughing and horse ploughing. Includes history, results and photo gallery.
Samuel Orr Antique Clocks - Antique clocks bought, sold and restored.
Friday Websites - Offering site design services. Includes sample portfolio and contact information.
Stephen Bull Furniture - Offers bespoke designs. Describes his qualifications and capabilities with portfolio.
Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Parish Council - Parish Council meeting and committee information with village events, business and retail directory and voluntary groups.
Hurst History Study Group - Describes its projects and publications and includes articles.
Shine Theatre Group - Teaches singing, dance and drama to children including those with special needs. Normally produces one or two shows per year, proceeds of which go to charity.
North Star - Used cars from Sayers Common. Illustrated stock list, information about finance and warranty, and location map.
Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. -- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. -- Bette-Jane Raphael Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. -- George Santayana "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. 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The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history. -- Clarence Darrow "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. -- Thomas Jefferson Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless. -- R. Scott Richards "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. -- Malcolm Forbes "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Hurstpierpoint and Sayers Common
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