Lancing Pages - Community pages with profile, news and information about transport, parking, clubs and schools. Also includes a categorised business directory and notice board.
Lancing College - Independent boarding and day school for boys and girls aged 13-18. Admissions, academic departments, facilities, activities and calendar.
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"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Lancing "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Lancing
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Lancing If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lancing
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Lancing All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
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"Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Lancing Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Lancing
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Lancing Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Lancing
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Lancing I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Lancing
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Lancing After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Lancing
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Lancing Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Lancing
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Lancing Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Lancing
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Lancing I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Lancing
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Lancing The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Lancing
