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"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Lavant "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Lavant
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Lavant "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Lavant
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Lavant Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
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I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Lavant "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Lavant There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Lavant
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Lavant "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Lavant
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Lavant Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Lavant
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Lavant Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lavant
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Lavant Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Lavant
then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Lavant Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Lavant
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Lavant "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Lavant
