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-- John Greenleaf Whittier Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
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Trust, but verify.
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- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 We love because it's the only true adventure.
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The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
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- John D. Rockefeller Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
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"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
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