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There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
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-- Anonymous We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
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"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
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- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Travel and Tourism The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
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-- Andrew Brown Travel and Tourism
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
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- Albert Einstein People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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-- William Hazlitt Travel and Tourism "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Travel and Tourism
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
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-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Travel and Tourism To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Travel and Tourism
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Man and wife make one fool. Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
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-- Kant, Immanuel Travel and Tourism
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Travel and Tourism
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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- Sir Winston Churchill "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Travel and Tourism
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Travel and Tourism If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
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-- Adlai Stevenson Travel and Tourism
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
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-- Arthur C. Clarke Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Travel and Tourism
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Travel and Tourism Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
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-- Orison Swett Marden Travel and Tourism
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
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-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Travel and Tourism "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Travel and Tourism
